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Kendrick Lamar 'DAMN.' Album Review. Kendrick delivered a rap album unlike anything he’s ever created and unlike anything I’ve ever experienced. Kendrick Lamar cares about going down in history as one of hip- hop’s greatest. His pen is possessed by a competitive spirit, a passion so combative that he called out legends when his name was barely on blogs and called out peers during his ascension to the top. He used Isaiah Rashad’s “Wat’s Wrong” as the platform to boast about being the best rapper since the age of 2.

There’s a weight to his self- praise as if he dares someone to deny his position. That’s what makes Kendrick an exhilarating emcee. He’s able to talk big because he delivers big.

Kendrick is different, he wants to reach Olympus, he wants to stand in the company of Gods. My excitement for DAMN., Kendrick’s fourth studio album, is solely based on the spirit that drives him to push beyond. An artist with nothing to prove but all the desire to remind why he’s at the top of his class.

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I believe DAMN. I believe in Kendrick because he has yet to let me down, he cares too much about his spotless discography to fumble or fall. Pressure can break a man or make a diamond, the latter has been my experience with K- Dot. What I want from Kendrick is to show me what a king, the greatest, and the best are supposed to sound like.

In usual 1- Listen fashion, the rules are the same: no skipping, no fast- forwarding, no rewinding and no stopping. Each song will receive my gut reaction from start to finish. Happy birthday to my little brother James and DJBooth's managing editor Brendan, may this Kendrick be a gift to you and to the world.

In the words of a wise man, let's get ready to rumble. It feels heavily edited, robotic. I'm not sure what the first lyric was but a quick pause came after. It sounds like Thundercat if he was making music in the Star Wars universe. The production just kicked in, lush, the kind of warmth you experience in a dream.

Kendrick appears, almost in a whisper. He talks about walking and seeing a blind woman. Kendrick pays attention to his surroundings. Even the most mundane aspects of life interest him. I love these strings playing so elegantly in the background, this is heavenly. So sharp and pristine.

I’m sure this blind woman is going to turn out to be an angel or Tupac’s great grandmother. THE BLIND WOMAN JUST KILLED KENDRICK! SHE SHOT HIM. THATS NO ANGEL. SHE TOOK HIS LIFE.

WTF KIND OF TWIST. A news clip plays about Kendrick Lamar lyrics about police brutality, but I’m still stuck on the blind woman. Holy shit, this album just took the most sudden twist. I haven’t been this shocked since the deer collided with the car at the beginning of Get Out. I must focus. This is thumping.

More Kendrick over trap beats, please. I want to join a gang. This is get jumped music. Kendrick is giving me GKMC imagery- esque lyricism. This isn’t TPAB! This is raw, m. A. A. d city levels of unfiltered brashness. It makes you want to hit the Rick Flair WOOOOO!

THE I GOT/YOU’S A STUTTER is such a brilliant trick. Listening to Kendrick rap is like watching Tony Hawk land the 9. He’s a baseball player on steroids stepping up to the plate.

This is an incredibly turnt up song. It doesn’t feel like a Mike Wi. LL beat. Let's just say, you wouldn't hear this on a Gucci album. The bass is menacing. It wouldn’t surprise me if you found it in a police lineup. I can’t keep up with Kendrick.

He’s almost like a man entranced. Kendrick is in the pocket, like dancing in it. I swear he just did the Uzi Vert Yeah Yeah and I loved it. A lot of life events being mentioned.

KENDRICK HAS ZONED OUT COMPLETELY. Beat switch. A rumbling bass. A news clip about hip- hop. There’s too much going on. I feel like I’m in a twister. A countdown. THE BEAT SWITCH AND IT'S BRUTAL, a true leviathan, this is madness.

The aggression in Kendrick’s verse will inspire so many air punches like Cuba Gooding Jr in Boyz N The Hood. You feel this song in your chest. I’m overwhelmed by this nonstop wordplay and loving every minute. What an intricate song. I feel like the Wile E. Coyote trying to keep up with The Road Runner. The aggression! I can almost feel the blood boiling in my headphones.

If instrumentals could melt, “DNA’s” production would resemble a hotdog that's been in the microwave for 1. I don’t think Kendrick is human. You shouldn’t be able to rap like this. What the fuck? 3. Kendrick went from sounding like a murderer to a drunk swaying in the studio. Such a dusty beat with lively drums.

There’s something enthralling about his voice, but his voice also seems so low in energy. I don’t know how he transforms into a completely different rapper every time. Not like how The Game can mimic his features, but Kendrick has a way of changing his style so drastically that he doesn’t even sound like who he was on the previous song. He just mentioned Fox News wanting to use his name for purchase and followed up with his proud niece bragging about him. I like this, wow.

This has depth. I’m loving the introspective Kenny. I’ve wanted to know what goes on in that mind of his and this is offering a few snapshots. The hook is simple, but like I’ve mentioned, the way this song has been delivered is so enthralling. I could get lost in the song for hours but it’s also sadly short. Even when in a drunken stupor his form is electric. I wish it was longer, I want more.

Will rewind, immediately. Kung Fu Kenny? I'm loving the new name. Oh shit, Kid Capri.

The passion! This is a rapper who is ready to take a head off. Kendrick said he will put the Bible down and go eye for an eye. I take back what I sad about him being a gospel rapper. Also, whoever beat up Kendrick in front of Momma Duckworth will spend the rest of his life apologizing.

THE BEAT DROPPED AND THIS IS A GROOVE. Le. Bron played this on his Instagram, easily an early favorite. The first verse is impeccable, the hook is catchy, and this beat surges through your body. Kendrick is pulling off the kind of tricks you expect from Drake. Something about the beat feels like “0 to 1. I'm loving the keys. It's funny how the beat is able to twist and turn and Kendrick is unaffected.

He’s the type of man who would drive through a hurricane unbothered. Kendrick is pulling cards, he’s talking SHIT!

The beat just slowed down, chopped and screwed. Damn, this album is a lot to take in.

The rush this album is giving me has to be similar to doing a line of the best Colombian coke. Kendrick has a banger, not for the club but for riding on your enemies in the sexiest way.

If you thought TPAB was a lot, this album is less jazz but a double dose of content. Kendrick’s voice. It’s like being back in the “u” hotel. Sounds like it was made in a basement surrounded by crates of oldies and old people. I now realize I can think clearly when Kung Fu Kendrick isn’t hitting me with a million words.

He just arrived and his mouth is moving like a motor. He’s really being honest about his feelings, hence the title. Did he just say something about a daughter?

I'm not sure. I just realized he was supposed to die at the beginning of this album but I'll be damned if he doesn’t sound alive. A strong first verse and the second verse is keeping the energy flowing. It feels like this was a song he did in one take.

The energy is so natural. He doesn’t sound hurt but the sincerity is like he is rapping with his hand on a Bible in a court of law.

Another claim at being the greatest. No tricks on this one, it’s as straightforward as a bullet. So many Instagram caption bars on this one. I haven’t been this excited to quote lyrics for Facebook since Drake’s Take Care. Download Sleight (2017) Online. THE FLOW IS RIDICULOUS. I don’t know but it’s interesting that this is the album he makes after untitled unmastered. His faith in God hasn’t wavered but you can feel his angst toward his fellow man and rappers.

Rihanna)I'm not sure what’s going on? It sounds like lyrics are being played in reverse. Like if an angel was tongue tied. WHAT THE HELL? The way the vocal dropped was so unexpected but I’m vibing out. Is that Si. R, uncredited? Who is singing the hook?